Wearing their new Party outfits, Putin & Trump give each other their secret protocol handshake. If you’ll put it up mine, I’ll put it up yours, they each think in their own thought bubbles. I’ll bet my dick is bigger than his, thinks Putin. My chin is better than his, thinks Trump. What a loser, each thinks about the other. Say, who’s the guy in the white coat? He’s the party of the whites, and we’re the party of the blues, see? Actually, he’s got the best chin. Who’s the better Nazi, I wonder? We built the wall to keep them in. You built the wall to keep them out.
