
Alas, he doesn’t look very happy about it.

Britain’s newly crowned King Alfred holding a Pizza Primavera. The King said he was saving it for later. His manly wife is sporting a king-sized George-Raft gangster hat, and some really bad poison ivy on her right forearm. Meanwhile, the faces on that row of strange ducks behind them are very British, while hiding their British teeth.
There, that feels better.
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This post is not very funny.