Timmy G. Finds His Place in the Sun

The recent stock market gyrations seem to be caused by the imbecile’s daily lip-pursing pronouncements on the economy, or trade tariffs, or war with assorted countries.  We realize that he’s not that stupid, after all.  Of course, he’s trading ahead of his tweets.  This is the real fake news.  He announces tariffs on billions of…

Hank Paulson, known around the house as Lurch, is back in a documentary produced by the Wall Street fellow traveller Bloomberg Businessweek.  It’s called “Hank: Five Years From the Brink,” and extensively features his wife Wendy.  Hank and Wendy are bird watchers, we are told.  Raptors like bird watching too.  Now Hank is back, in…

Shoes!  My shoes!  I gotta get my shoes on.  The blood was good, real good.  But the fist in the air was the telltale sign.  Whoa!  Who puts a raised fist in the air other than a Black Panther, or Tommie Smith and John Carlos at the 1968 Olympics?  And Donald Trump ain’t no Black…

The New York Times piece today on James Comey revealed an interesting datum that resonated with us. It appears that Mr. Comey keeps on his desk one of those calendar aphorisms that always seem to go stale after a while. It reads: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The moment…

We get that strange creepy tingling in our gums when we feel an Official Lie coming down the pike. This latest one reminds us of WMD, or Weapons of Mass Destruction, and the Catastrophic Iraq Blunder (CIB), if you have forgotten. We are being told by our government that the drones used to blow up…

Dateline 1625 Representatives of the twelve great Nations of the eastern seaboard met in conclave today in the wickiups of the Long Island to discuss the most important issues confronting their people, chief among them the existential crisis created by the landings of hundreds of ships with their cargos of unwanted white immigrants. Immigration is…