“Conservative Thought” Has Become an Oxymoron

Postmaster Bethel Post Office Bethel USA Dear Sir or Madam, We have just received a notice from the Bethel Tax Collector informing us that we are delinquent in our quarterly tax payment of $ 4,655.88. We now must pay $153.57 in interest and penalties. Oddly, this mysterious “disappearance” of our tax payment has occurred several…

In Process… Every year, people hit themselves or others with sticks, often unintentionally.  In the last few years, however, there have been uncountable violent incidents with sticks involving dozens of innocent people, perpetrated by young lone-wolf males of indeterminate origins, but usually white (duh…). Here are some good rules for proper stick management. DON’T handle…

We were not the only ones to think of Scaramouche and the Commedia dell’Arte when learning of Anthony Scaramucci’s appointment to the White House staff.  The association prompted the King of Jesters to contemplate at long last the sorry state of the republic for which we weep.  You will note that ever since this tragicomedy…

Once again, we’ve been had.  Bethel voters, on a paltry turnout of six or seven hundred voters, approved a $ 1.4 million package for equiping a driving range at the headquarters that looks like a prison yard.  Hey, form follows function. Or was it a shooting range?  There was so little publicity, or debate, that…

–Two bits says he ends up at Goldman, Sachs. –Naah, he wouldn’t dare. –So, bet me.

Worry no more for Timmy Geithner.  Our prior speculation about where he would end up after leaving office was erroneous.  No, it’s not Goldman Sachs, alas.  It’s Warburg Pincus, a house of private equity where, fear not, Timmy will be able to work on many deals with Goldman.