We just reviewed our website’s Google Ænalytics report, hoping to find evidence of NSA sphincter snooping. Alas, nothing. Nobody ever visits, only the gastroenterologist. There were a few feeble “hits” from France (go figure) and Durham (New Hampshire?). The French ones came from some downmarket Paris suburb and others from Marseille, indicating some posssible French connection. The hits from New Hampshire are puzzling, until you realize that maybe the NSA has an outpost there, amidst the rural heroin addicts, and some eager beaver is rooting around our website trying to uncover evidence of our discontent.
Meanwhile, we are happy to learn that some poor schmuck in a Paris suburb has nothing better to do than read our grousings about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, while contributing to our store of metadata, if not our bank account.
